Flirty Flamingo

The Flirty Flamingo 🦩

Old Homosassa's Sassiest Coastal Cottage

Meet your new coastal crush: The Flirty Flamingo, the perfect Old Homosassa rental — where Old Florida charm got a cheeky makeover, a private plunge pool, and a serious case of good vibes. This completely renovated 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom cottage is here to remind you that the best vacations happen when you slow down, splash around, and let the Gulf Coast work its magic.

Your New Favorite Hangout (We're Calling It Now)

Picture this: a screened-in back patio that's basically your outdoor living room, a private saltwater plunge pool made for maximum lounging (not lap swimming — we know our vibe), and a massive fenced yard on nearly an acre of pure Florida paradise. Oh, and did we mention the golf cart? Because nothing says "coastal living" like cruising down to dinner with the breeze in your hair and good company riding shotgun.

What Makes This Flamingo So Flirty?

For the Adventurers:

• 6-person golf cart rental ($75/day with signed waiver) — your ticket to Old Homosassa's best eats
• 3 adult kayaks + 2 kids' kayaks with oars (BYO lifevests)
• Walking distance to the Homosassa River, Monkey Island, and all the waterfront action
• Boat parking on our circular drive — plenty of room for your rig

For the Homebodies:

• NEW private saltwater plunge pool with sun shelf and side bench
• Large pool patio with loungers for serious relaxation
• Screened back patio with ceiling fans (your sunset sanctuary)
• RedTeq high-end pellet grill (bring your own pellets, bring the flavor)
• Lawn games: Bocce ball, football, Razor scooters, Spikeball
• Huge fenced yard with driveway gates — perfect for kids and approved pups

For the Comfort Seekers:

• High-speed 500 Mbps WiFi (because someone's gotta check their email)
• Fully stocked kitchen with stainless steel appliances
• Flatscreen smart TVs with Apple TV and our movie library
• Custom tiled showers with handheld sprayers
• King beds in master and guest room, fun bunk room for the kiddos
• Full-size washer/dryer in the garage
• Garage access with power washer for boat cleanup

Sleeps: 4 adults + 4 teens/children comfortably

The Local Lowdown (Because We're From Here)

You're in Old Historic Homosassa — the kind of place where everyone knows the best happy hour, the manatees swim right up to say hello, and "rushing" isn't in the vocabulary. Here's what's within easy reach:

• 5-minute walk to the Homosassa River and all your favorite waterfront spots
• Steps away from The Old Mill Tavern and the historic Sugar Mill Ruins
• Easy golf cart cruise to McRae's Marina, Florida Cracker Monkey Bar, The Fridge, The Freezer, and more
• Half a mile to Ellie Schiller Homosassa Springs Wildlife State Park
• 10 minutes north to Crystal River for manatee encounters and springs adventures

Note: You'll want a vehicle for exploring neighboring towns, but once you're here, the golf cart does most of the heavy lifting.

The Fine Print:

• Golf cart available to rent for $75/day with signed liability waiver and valid driver's license with vehicle insurance
• Golf cart is not street legal — it's for cruising to the river on our side of town only
• Access to entire property except two locked owner closets
• Pet-friendly for 1 dog under 40 lbs with host approval — message us for details

Why Gulf Coast Getaways?

Look, we're not some massive corporate vacation rental company. We're a family-owned business that actually lives, breathes, and loves the Gulf Coast. We know which restaurant has the best grouper sandwich, where to find the hidden springs, and exactly how to make your vacation feel less like a trip and more like coming home.

Our promise? Outstanding customer service, local expertise, and properties that feel like they were designed by people who actually vacation here (because we do).

Ready to Get Flirty? 🦩

Wherever the Tide takes you, We're there!

Book The Flirty Flamingo and discover why Old Homosassa is Florida's best-kept secret. Your plunge pool, your golf cart, and your perfect Gulf Coast getaway are waiting.

Book Your Dates Now! Questions? Call us at 850-703-3076 or email Brandon@GulfCoastGetaways.com